"You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you. That's where I'll be waiting."
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
1. to never judge another based upon what she does with her vagina (sex or otherwise).
2. to always let help during a bathroom crisis (tampon? bobby pin? I got you).
3. to not immediately view every woman as competition.
I may still judge you because your outfit is fucked (I never said I was a saint), but this is my solemn vow.